Baby Baboon
There’s a funny story about this baboon and lucky for you, I’m going to tell you. As I was approaching the Serengeti, there was a welcome building where you could use bathrooms, buy some snacks, etc. The guide tells me, “please remember to close the windows and doors. The baboons here will steal your food.”
foreshadowing
Cue 10 minutes later + my short attention span and I enter my jeep with three other people and yes, you guessed it, we left the door open. I say we because I refuse to take responsibility for this. Within 30 seconds this baboon’s mom, dad, and distant cousin were in the car punching through lunches, yelling at us (while we yelled/screamed back.
The baboon got away with a chicken thigh, a banana, and a chocolate croissant. So now every time people look at your phone, you can tell them this story.
There’s a funny story about this baboon and lucky for you, I’m going to tell you. As I was approaching the Serengeti, there was a welcome building where you could use bathrooms, buy some snacks, etc. The guide tells me, “please remember to close the windows and doors. The baboons here will steal your food.”
foreshadowing
Cue 10 minutes later + my short attention span and I enter my jeep with three other people and yes, you guessed it, we left the door open. I say we because I refuse to take responsibility for this. Within 30 seconds this baboon’s mom, dad, and distant cousin were in the car punching through lunches, yelling at us (while we yelled/screamed back.
The baboon got away with a chicken thigh, a banana, and a chocolate croissant. So now every time people look at your phone, you can tell them this story.
There’s a funny story about this baboon and lucky for you, I’m going to tell you. As I was approaching the Serengeti, there was a welcome building where you could use bathrooms, buy some snacks, etc. The guide tells me, “please remember to close the windows and doors. The baboons here will steal your food.”
foreshadowing
Cue 10 minutes later + my short attention span and I enter my jeep with three other people and yes, you guessed it, we left the door open. I say we because I refuse to take responsibility for this. Within 30 seconds this baboon’s mom, dad, and distant cousin were in the car punching through lunches, yelling at us (while we yelled/screamed back.
The baboon got away with a chicken thigh, a banana, and a chocolate croissant. So now every time people look at your phone, you can tell them this story.